Sunday, May 9, 2021

GoblInn Month 4-6

 Brought to you by the Wobbly Wyvern Courier. (finally)

Sorry for the slight pause in news at the GoblInn, but bit of a busy few months unfortunately.

The GoblInn, the Sunny Side Farms, and Goblin Bridges Falling Down have been a bustle of activity! New opportunities abound. 

Keeping our new resources safe has been top priority at the farm. The farm now features more guards and defensive walls. The new presence of more fields gives more goods to feed the ever growing population at our small growing community and provide flax for armour for our warriors keeping us safe. Animal pens also add to the variety of diet increasing moral and nutrition so the young can grow up strong, healthy, and intelligent. More on that later. The live stock also gives a stable source parchment and leather for important maters. A continuous feed of breath, cheese, and defensive clothing now feeds in from the farm.

Goblin Bridges Falling Down has held open a much more efficient path to the nearest city opening up the option for regular trading with Helmsley. The old fortifications are finally being repaired and occupied. Future invaders will face quite the challenge. The other big achievement at the bridge is the addition of a dock and making the river navigable has opened up the possibility of trading with York.

With all the new trade options a trading envoy is being formed in the name of establishing trade partners. So gather up your goods and prepare them to be transported to Helmsley. 

 In other news, the Orphanarium has taken on a life of its own. Every child admitted to the Orphanarium is guarantied a dry bed, fair meal, and a chance to learn a life long skill. Life is looking bright for these future members of goblin society. Members of
Orphanarium are almost taking it as a matter of pride being a part of something bigger. Every member learns a crafting skill under skilled workers, they learn to defend their selves, they learn interpersonal skills. Cleanliness has long been a bane of the goblin kind. I Daedra have long looked to move past that and reach out to my goblin brothers and sisters. Together we grow. I am proud to call Dylon my apprentice. He has become a great leader. Thanks to our local spiritual leader Dench and the Church of the Fallen Shoe they even grow in ways not known to goblins in a century or more.


--Daedra the Draconic Kobold


 

 

 

Sunday, April 18, 2021

GoblInn Month 3

Brought to you by the Wobbly Wyvern Courier.

 Life at the GoblInn is marching ever on. As the GoblInn grows so too does the surrounding hamlet and fellow businesses. The settlements at Sunny Goblin Farms and Goblin Bridges Falling Down face adversity but thanks to our local heroes we prevailed. Never be it said that we will ever submit to a stinking river troll. Deal with from a socially distance, yes, but not submit.

Speaking of adversity and submitting, the legendary Peter Cottontail his appearance this year. Legends of eggs of suffering and we fear the rumors of is sugar tunnels of toils are true as well. Beware hordes of aggressive rabbits.

Speaking of underground and toiling, beware of burrowing giant insects. Ankhegs have been spotted near Sunny Goblin Farms.

The Gob Dylan Orphanarium has grown exponentially in size! So many orphans now have a bright future thanks to the generosity of my very own apprentice. I am proud of my progeny being such a great leader and teacher at his New Shoes Orphan Education Center.

With so much production and limited size of our hamlet there have been talks about needing to establish consistent trade routes to other cities and ports. These concerns are high on our priorities but there are other details that need to be dealt with before we establish permanent trade partners.

--Daedra the Draconic Kobold

Sunday, March 21, 2021

GoblInn Month 2

 Brought to you by the Wobbly Wyvern Courier!

Coming from an actual press this month! Yes that is right! The Wobbly Wyvern finally has a home for publishing our community news paper!

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

GoblInn Month 1

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Our little village in the forest is growing. We have added much in the way of staff here at the GoblInn. A near by farm has joined us in our community. The Sunny Goblin Farms was having troubles with extra stinky humans and our local brave adventurers and founders cleared them out!
 
The new GoBrewery is at full production this month producing the finest in Goblin Ale and Forest Honey Mead. Just because we are lesser denizens doesn't mean our quality has to be lesser. All the more why our GoBar continues to draw in new customers and new hands to the community. One month later and the GoblInn has become a profitable venture! Bright days ahead for all.
The Orphanarium has been expanding to accept more children giving much needed home and hopes to the lesser of the lesser. The Church of the Fallen Shoe has been a positive driving force in the community establishing a shrine to the Fallen Shoe that has been drawing in pilgrims from across the land to see. 
 
 Jinxi has put out a request for any books on local lore or magic for her future plans of opening a GobLibrary!. 

This month's news brought to you by our local guide guild. If you ever need a local guide speak to Jinxi, or Punjab. Jinxi can be found at her cabin and Punjab can be found pass out next to the Inn bar. 
 
--Daedra the Draconic Kobold

Sunday, February 14, 2021

GoblInn Month 0

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A month at the goblin Inn has passed. Nothing major happened. The Inn did not turn any profit in its first month of operation, big surprise. We had many stay at the inn and there has been much expansion. A semblance of security has been set up with guards and a defensive wall was started. A fully functional brewery was established and now produces drink for the bar and community.